The Block 2022 sheds have been revealed, and we’re almost at the finish line. It’s certainly felt like a long season. Not as long as an hour of The Real Love Boat feels, but lengthy nonetheless.
A really tough one to score this week, I must admit. From zones that looked nice but functioned terribly, to zones that were unfinished, to an office that thought it was a kitchen… it was a lot to process. I got there in the end though.
Here’s my running order of the teams that did best to worst this week with their sheds:
- Tom and Sarah Jane
- Rachel and Ryan
- Dylan and Jenny
- Ankur and Sharon
- Omar and Oz (let me explain)
Hit the critiques for The Block 2022 sheds below and then let me know in the comments if you agree or not. And if you missed last’s weeks truth bombs, read the redo room recap here.
Tom and Sarah Jane Came First
I felt the same sense of confusion as the twins did when they walked into Tom and Sarah Jane’s shed. What on earth is that big black box? Is it Jodie Foster in Panic Room 2? An ATM on steroids? A petite S&M punishment dungeon?
Once I knew it was a wine fridge I was slightly won over. Put it on Airbnb and I’ll stay inside it over a long weekend. My love for Savvy B aside though, it’s an eyesore that doesn’t work in the space.
If they wanted a wine zone in here, which I’m all for, they needed to take the idea much further. Making it a darker space with more wine, a table and chairs, mood lighting and a kitchenette would have done the trick.
As it stands, it’s a media room with a lonely barrel behind it that requires you to do the full Sharon Stone to be able to sit at it. Honestly, whoever thought wine barrels as tables was a good idea needs a good talking to.
The Media Room Idea Was a Good One
As was mentioned during judging, the home is five bedrooms with only one living space. And so in the shed, a media room was a smart idea. The issue is that there are too many functions being crammed into one space.
I would have forgone the wine vibes altogether and made this a larger, proper media room. But what they have done in here looks nice. The sofa selection was a good one. It’s a light and bright vibe which feels soothing and easy on the eye.
A sofa bed wouldn’t have gone astray in this zone though. Perhaps this could be an extra area to sleep guests. From a functional perspective that ticks more boxes than a wine barrel.
I feel the same way about all five sheds, actually. Having them as guest suites would have been great. I’ll take sleeping on this sofa over the blue tartan wallpaper bedroom any day.
There are Obvious Issues with the Office Upstairs
Don’t get me wrong, we love the visual. Clean lines, beautiful skylights, stunning flooring and soft carpet; what’s not to love, right? But then we start to think about actually using this room and things fall apart.
For starters, computer monitors cannot work on those desktops. The angle of the ceiling would mean the monitors would sit about 5cm from the front of the desk. And so to me, that deems both desks completely useless. A buyer would have to rip them out.
The skylights, though gorgeous, require the person sitting at the desk to lather on SPF900 and wear ski goggle sunnies to work all day at them. Unless they close over. Then I take it all back. But if they don’t, we again have looks prioritised over function.
But if we’re judging solely on looks, it’s delightful.
Rachel and Ryan Came Second
One end of Rachel and Ryan’s shed is divine. Walking into the space and seeing the brick tile with all of those bottles lined up on it, and lit up on it, is beyond. I want it all and I want it now.
But, I have issues with this as well. I know, I have more issues than Woman’s Day, but they must be raised. One of them is the barrel. Again with the barrel! There needs to be at least a six seater table here to sit and drink wine at. The current setup is unusable.
I also take issue with the fireplace. Is it even needed at all? The glossy base of it is terrible, and combined with the two rugs, it’s quite the visual headache.
Not having a sink or dishwasher here is also a fail in my eyes. It doesn’t matter how close you are to a kitchen, there will be spills. And to not have a sink and tap to help on that front is a mistake.
There Are Positives, But It’s Still Functionally Off
I enjoy the wallpaper, I enjoy the flooring, I enjoy the sofa and I enjoy what’s going to be an amazing view out those windows. Like with Tom and Sarah Jane’s, this space has a lot going for it looks-wise. But the functions they gave the room are unsuccessful.
I look at the image above and I can’t help but feel I want to work from home here. To not include an office in a five bedroom home, post-Covid, is just insane.
Someone buying this home will forgo a wine room. They can get wine from their kitchen (they could have created a bar area in there, come to think of it). But they won’t forgo an office. And I don’t want my office to be in one of the bedrooms.
I would have dedicated this entire zone to a home office with a seating area you could bring wine too and enjoy the view from.
Omar and Oz Came Third
Can I just say, I never watched Alisa and Lysandra’s season of The Block so knew very little of them prior to their guest judging this week. But they are an absolute scream! Thank God someone has the same level of raw honesty I do when it comes to design.
And the raw honesty here has to start with Omar and Oz’s artwork choices, as the twins pointed out. What in the name of little baby cheeses is that canvas art in the image above? Even Kath & Kim would deem it not tizzy enough for the good room.
That aside, what else can really be judged here? I know it wasn’t Omar and Oz’s fault that the room wasn’t finished this week, but you can’t judge a space based on imagination alone. And how an unfinished room can score third place is beyond me.
What is In This Space Isn’t Exactly Mind-Blowing
The sofa I wouldn’t exactly call sexy. I don’t get a sense of comfort and coziness from it. The living zone in general doesn’t give me any feeling of curling up to watch a movie.
I’m not crash hot on the unit under the TV either. The desk is too long for one person but too short for two. The lighting choices here are a bit cheap. And the weird elevated seating area is confusing. What are you meant to do at it?
If we are to use what we can see above and imagine the style direction carried out further, I’m not sure it’s heading in an epic direction worthy of third place.
I don’t know how to score the room this week, but I had to put them last because there’s pretty much nothing to judge here. I feel it’s unfair to score them above Dylan & Jenny and Ankur & Sharon though. What do you reckon?
Dylan and Jenny Came Fourth
Apologetic is how I would describe this space from Dylan and Jenny. Everything about it (apart from the stadium size TV) is kind of apologising for being there.
Here’s the office space… but not if you don’t want it to be. Here’s a bar… but it doesn’t have to be a bar. Here’s your cinema room… but we didn’t make it ‘cinema’ in case you want to make it something else. Everything about the room is shy and unsure of itself.
Buyers are like toddlers; they shouldn’t have to make decisions. You have to tell them what a space is. You have to lock in a function for the room and see it through so it blows people away. Sadly nothing here is doing that.
There are more commitment issues here than on an episode of MAFS.
The Office Zone is Completely Impractical
To call out some positives (because there are some), I love the sofa, rug, coffee table and artwork in the TV zone. They’re all very successful, look lovely, and will function well. So all is not lost.
But then we hit the office zone, and oh boy! What happened here?
Like the judging panel on the Australian Idol reboot, nothing about it makes sense. The chairs: odd. The divider between them: strange. The inability for two people to work here and yet it being too small underneath the desk zone for one person: bonkers.
Dylan and Jenny got off lightly this week. This room is beyond undercooked. It’s rare if not completely blue.
Ankur and Sharon Came Last
OK, look, I actually appreciate the judges crawling under a desk to look for power points. But can we just ensure the same level of detail-checking is done in all rooms? See: the inability to sit a computer monitor on Tom and Sarah Jane’s office desks.
That said, I agree with everything that was brought up during judging about this shed. It’s fundamentally a bit of a shambles. The too-deep desk in concrete finish, the weird hole in the top of it, the lack of GPO’s; the office zone is completely unsuccessful.
What I do like about this room though is what they intended to do with it in terms of zoning. An office on one side, a sitting area on the other; that is a better plan than trying to pack in so many uses like many of the other team’s did.
It’s just a pity the confused office side was so dominant and impractical.
The Sitting Zone Was Also Unsuccessful
In a zone like this, a TV is not imperative. You’re sitting on that sofa to enjoy the fireplace and take in the view. The odd TV on legs that looks like it’s going to come alive and run toward you is a strange inclusion. It looks very much like an afterthought.
I agree with the judges re the fireplace going where the TV was. It makes perfect sense that it sits in that corner to not block your view. But even so, that round concrete base is diabolical.
You’ll stub every toe, chip every nail, and possibly lose an entire foot on your first night there. It looks entirely dangerous.
This was not a good week for Ankur and Sharon.
What did you make of The Block 2022 sheds reveal? Drop me a comment below and let me know what you thought.
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‘…with a lonely barrel behind it that requires you to do the full Sharon Stone to be able to sit at it..’ I will never not find this comment funny
I feel that the knome should be removed as it would be unfair for the winner to loose because of the knome being brought in, in fact who ever throws the knome in doesn’t make them a winner at all in my eyes,,I can see it coming should the boys win they will loose because of the knome so unfair and unjust ,Omar and Oz has presented beautifull rooms yet still lost out because of the judges favourite Sarah Jane and Tom what a joke,,The boys have presented an out standing garden let’s all see if the judges make the boys loose again,,,I’m hopeing that the boys would win on Auction day,,Please judges be fair as some thing is not adding up here,only houses 1,2,4 are winning all the time,shame on yous,
Also i would have put a shower in there with a boot room as a whole lot of mud and dirt will come in.
Agree.
I have watched all episodes and believe the judges want house 1 to win. I am not a fan of tartan wallpaper and the wine fridge is of of place in the room. But as soon as they know who put it in it was okay. I hope one of the other houses wins at the end.
Absolutely agree
I’ve thought that all along also.
What’s with The Block doing all its commitments from 1 to 5 in order. I can assure you that if they did the garage roofs in reverse order from 5 to 1 you would still be able to hear the screams coming from 1 reverberate around the world. .Congrats boys for the way you handled ypurselves … once again.
Great comment, i agree whole heartedly
I think ankur and Sharon did a excellent house I’m going to say they r going to win the block
I only discovered your weekly critique a couple of weeks ago. Really enjoy reading them. Have lived on acreage properties for nearly 40 years, (aging myself here!) Was really intrigued what would transpire with the block tree change. Most weeks I shake my head in disbelief at the lack of liveability and functionality. First of all huge pavilion extensions on old classic weather boards for the contestants and Scotty gets a much more in keeping extension with the original farmhouse. What will these mismatched houses look like within the overall landscape aesthetic? Need a powder room in the mud room or adjacent. Muddy or grubby clothes not ideal to traipse through the house during the day. Indoor/outdoor flow from kitchen to outside entertaining. Pale couches. Do you have to change clothes before sitting on them? We typically have outside work clothes and take off boots when we come inside but we can happily have lunch inside with practical meals area and leather furniture in family room. Wood fires in bedrooms-really. A romantic notion but so impractical. Wood fires are messy and ash dust goes everywhere. I can go on but won’t. I feel the houses have been targeted as country weekenders for adults and the cleaners and gardeners maintain during the week. Big tick on the self sufficiency- off grid solar, water tank catchment and energy rating. Resilience vital in rural areas.
We have watched the block on and off over the years from the original concept a DIY Reno on a budget show. We watched the season where the boys won and I finally convinced my husband to convert our deep but narrow kitchen cupboards to drawers. Cost around $300 and best thing we have ever done. BUT what is this abomination of a series. It appears to be little more than a bad product placement advertorial, a sad lesson in how not to do everything. How not to preplan a show in a rural area during a time of uncertain weather and shortages of every thing. Find me any builder in the country who builds a house frame and tells the new owner to decorate and furnish a non watertight structure. Who starts to build essentially a new estate without road access. Who in these days of shortages jeopardises so much as an offcut of timber not to mention wasted old timbers from the demo let alone pallets of goods left in the mud and rain under a loose tarp. The dangerous state of chaos and demo debris left everywhere. Placing a shipping container at each property to store all the delivered items until needed obviously was an option and teams could have incorporated them into a challenge at the end. Walls with salvageable glass windows being dropped not onto a tarp but straight into the dirt! Broken glass everywhere. 3 of these groups have young children but they scattered open fireplaces around with not a guard to be seen, seems children entering will have to be caged to ensure their safety. The involvement of the contestants in the build is so minimal and the other mini competion tasks so invasive those with trade skills have to employ trades while they are away. They moved 5 Queenslanders to Gisborne and a female judge is obsessed with the historical integrity of the homes really? Budgets each room being judged should come in on or under budget unless a team has additional funds from winnings, failure to meet budget should lose a team penalty points and persistent breaches a non judged room for the week. Every contestant has skills, plumbers who do bad plumbing work would be told ‘you are a plumber, this is bad plumbing’ same for chippies but an accountant can’t be told he failed in the one area he has skills because his wife will cry, and they will feel persecuted, Day 1 his accountant brain should have said biggest house will be most expensive and we have no trade skills or experience, I say Bull. No room challenge should be announced until all rooms are equally ready to commence. This year’s show could have been done in 5 empty warehouses on a temporary basis to decorate and show off products.
I have watched this show and last season from the beginning. .lt is obvious from very early on that the judges have favourites and overlook any faults of these teams .Winning money week after week give them such an unfair advantage over all teams.
House 5 has always been behind on all deliveries and the last to get any work done such as the roof. This give other teams a lot more time to get their rooms ready.
The painting competition was a complete farce the winning one looked like one from kindergarten children.The time and effort put into team 5, s painting was so obvious and absolutely beautiful .
lts also time the gnome was removed from the competition as its giving an unfair advantage again you can win a room but because the gnome is used you lose.Once again to one of the favourites.
I would also suggest competitors and judges alike need to think because really we do not need to see what you had for dinner when you open your mouth so big and carry on like silly children.
I would further get some new judges and if favouritism is shown get rid of them and make this show what it is meant to be a competition.
I love your comments – you read my mind! 🙂
I love the clean look of the upstairs office, but as you said, its not practical. I’d flip the desks around 180 and unite them in the middle for a central desk concept! Another great read from you, thanks Chris 🙂
Good idea.